on account of that giant freezer in the driveway

P.S. Then, just for fun. If you plan on voting for Bush, but still despise the chuckle-head, click here. If Kerry is your man, but you hate his freaking guts, click here. If you're voting for someone else, or not voting at all (like Mark Noll from Weaton College), good luck with that. Here's to hoping you're not an idiot.

Cheers.