Things that don't go together.

I couldn't help it. My First Baptist Church of Canby, Oregon was never this cool (or funny).

Also, don't be the last to discover the ecumenical wit and witticism of Unitarian Jihad. An excerpt:

"We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary."

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Howitzer of Kind Compassion. What's yours?